Oct 16 2008
The PICKSPERIMENT: Episode 7 E-mail
By: Holly   
Thursday, 16 October 2008
ImagePtF Labs presents: THE PICKSPERIMENT
Episode 7: Ask The Stars

Science is failing us, y'all.  My four-year-old cousin went 6 for 13.  The hetero male Victoria's Secret employee went 7 for 14.  But if we've learned one thing this season, it's that Scientology is bullshit.  FIVE correct picks??  I want my Thetans back.  

In the name of pioneering pickstars everywhere, we're taking last week's tack even further around the bend and consulting the stars for the outcomes of this week's games, courtesy of Digital Isis.  We're starting at the top, plugging the birth dates of the twenty-six head coaches in contest this weekend, and interpreting the results for gridiron domination or despair.  And if it's not painfully apparent by now--for entertainment purposes only.
 
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Oct 09 2008
The Picksperiment Episode 6: Ask The Scientologists E-mail
By: Holly   
Thursday, 09 October 2008
Image PtF Labs presents: THE PICKSPERIMENT
Episode 6: Ask the Scientologists!
 
Mark The Hetero Victoria's Secret Employee can fit half-slips with the best of them, but it's only by virtue of one less bye week that he beat out four-year-old Kaylee--a mere 7-7 compared to her 6-7 the week before.  Brothers and sisters, we need answers.  We need guidance.

And no one likes to tell me they have all the answers more than the Scientologists camped out in front of the mall down the street.
 
 
 
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Oct 02 2008
THE PICKSPERIMENT: Episode 5 E-mail
By: Holly   
Thursday, 02 October 2008
ImagePtF Labs presents: THE PICKSPERIMENT
Episode 5: Ask The Dude Who Works At Victoria's Secret

Last week's episode wasn't what you'd call a rousing success, with little Kaylee 6-7 on the day.  There's an argument to be made that, at the age of four, she's picking with her heart and not her still-developing head.   So today, in search of success, we seek out the craftiest guy we know:  Mark*, who as a practicing heterosexual male managed to talk his way into a job at our local Victoria's secret.  

*Mark's name has been changed at his request, because his manager saw my notebook and figured out we were up to something and followed us around the store a little too closely for comfort, which is also why Mark is alternating his picks with reading product descriptions straight off the labels.  
 

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Sep 26 2008
The Original Friday Football Foodie - Hot Pizza Dip E-mail
By: sarah sprague aka TSW   
Friday, 26 September 2008

Some weeks, you know it isn't right.

You can feel it in your bones.  The mojo is off.  Saturn is in retrograde. The O-line folds like Chris Moneymaker's professional poker playing career. Yep. It's not a gonna be an easy Sunday.

 And naturally, what do you do? How do you hide the nagging voice in your head telling you Bruce Arians has no idea what he's doing with an offense? Well, you can bang your head on the wall continuously (as my boyfriend does), or you lose yourself in the food (like I do). Drown in the comfort of warm, cheese-infused, dip-friendly goodness. Ah. That's more like it. What's that you say? Nine sacks, intentional grounding, four QB runs? It's all good when you've got a friend like--

This week - HOT PIZZA DIP

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Sep 25 2008
PtF Labs presents: THE PICKSPERIMENT E-mail
By: Holly   
Thursday, 25 September 2008
ImageEpisode 4: Ask A Very Small Child

If this first few weeks of bat country football has taught us anything, aside from reminding us that Brett Favre is just like a kid out there (look at the unbridled joy on his face as he wings another gamebreaking interception!), it's that no one, But No One has a lock strategy for predicting winners.  I made it twelve weeks in my survival pool last year just picking, alternately, teams whose mascots gave me night terrors as a child and whoever was playing the Falcons.  

This season, we're taking a scientific approach.  Brady's gone.  The Colts are struggling on offense.  Conventional wisdom has sustained a body blow.   So grab your lab coats, campers--each week we'll be examining a different methodology for ruling the office pool.

Our guest today is my four-year-old cousin Kaylee.  We'll be soothsaying the week's wins and losses through a complicated algorithm of etymology, teams that have horsies for mascots (she really, really like horsies), and jerseys that resemble costumes from her new favorite movie, Star Wars Episode IV.

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Sep 23 2008
Farewell, Old Friend E-mail
By: Sarah   
Tuesday, 23 September 2008

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I wish I could say I grew up in a Yankees household. My dad was an old school Dodgers fan from their Brooklyn days and thus hated all things Yankees. My brother somehow turned out to be a Mets fan, so our baseball bonding happened over NES Baseball. Incidentally, I was six when that game came out and was just learning the basics of being a baseball fan. My brother told me a the higher ERA a pitcher had, the better he was. It took me a year to figure out why he kept rocking my NES pitchers.

Living in a household of seven left little extra money for things like trips to major league ball parks. I saw my first live ball game at 14 when we went to see the New Jersey Cardinals, the local minor league team at the time. Tickets were only a few dollars and my parents were able to take us to games without breaking the bank. But I was a Yankees fan, the only one in my family, and I was desperate to see my boys play. I watched them on TV whenever I could and everything I read about the Yankees mentioned something about the stadium and its storied history. The House That Ruth Built. It wouldn't be long before I could experience it first hand.

When I was fifteen, I decided it was time. I had my own money from my $5.05 an hour job at the mall and my best friend and I convinced our parents to let us go to a game. We made our way to the Bronx and up to the stadium, a stadium that was nothing like I had expected. It was a concrete fortress. This massive and intimidating gray facade that gave you no peeks as to what was inside. But I already knew what was inside. The Yankees.

We got to the the ticket window and found out the game was sold out, so we decided to buy tickets from a scalper. A few minutes and $20 a piece later, we were in. As I climbed the ramps to our section and walked up the entry way, I was completely unprepared for what I was about to experience. I emerged from the tunnel into the stadium for the first time and I was in breathless awe. It was a few moments before I could even register a thought beyond "Wow". I looked down at the interlocking "NY" on the field, at the seats slowly filling with fans in Yankees jerseys, and at my best friend who was grinning from ear to ear. This was home.

Over the next few years I went to as many games as I could. I spent four years in college in south west Virginia, before the time of MLB extra innings and DirecTV and so spent four years pining for games, only getting to see them when they were on national TV. I promised myself that when I got back home after school, I would buy season tickets. And I did. The only ones I could afford were in the bleachers but that was OK. I've spent the years since going to 40-50 games a year and loving every one.

Now, six years later, I've said good bye to the stadium that has been my second home for the last 15 years. As I stood there on Sunday with tears in my eyes and watched the pre-game ceremony celebrating the greatest Yankees to play the game, I realized something. This wasn't the house that Ruth built. It was the house that Yogi and Joe and Mickey built. The house that Lou and Goose and Thurman and Don and Maris built. The house that Bernie and Tino and Paul built. And yes, the house that Jeter built.

We're moving across the street to a new house. No doubt everything will be shiny and sparkling and state of the art, but there will never be another Yankee Stadium like the old. Not next year, not ever. Sure we'll make new memories, win some pennants, and crown new stars. But the team's history, and my respect, love, and gratitude, belong to Yankee Stadium.

 
Sep 19 2008
The Original Friday Football Foodie - Parmesan Crisps, Blue Cheese Potatoes and Chris Cooleys E-mail
By: sarah sprague aka TSW   
Friday, 19 September 2008


 

Give them what they want.

For some reason people want to see Jessica Simpson in the stands cheering on Tony Romo. Others want as many shots as possible of Brady Quinn sitting on the bench.  (By my count, the networks have only cut to him once or twice all season.)  And some sick puppies don't believe they rerun the footage of Joe Theisman breaking his leg enough. 

Fans of the Friday Football Foodie apparently want more cheese. Both of these recipes are so easy that if you need second batches during your party, you will have more than enough time at the half to get these going and check your fantasy score.  

This week: Parmesan Crisps, Blue Cheese Potatoes and Chris Cooleys.

Let's just hope the last one is dairy-free.  You will need... 

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Sep 16 2008
Why USC Won't Get My #1 Ranking E-mail
By: Holly   
Tuesday, 16 September 2008
ImageThere's a sweet, delicious, fattening pandemic sweeping college football.  I'm referring, of course, to the burgeoning number of big programs scheduling sure-win cupcake games against tiny schools in the name of padding stats and wallets.  In a preseason column, the Wiz explains thusly:

The excuse given for scheduling creampuffs is that good, old State U. needs a few tuneups before playing legitimate competition. This, of course, is a big, fat lie. The real reason is that coaches and athletic directors like their big, fat paychecks. Going to a bowl game every year virtually guarantees another year on the coach's contract. And if the coach doesn't get fired, the athletic director has nothing to worry about. Win-win and cash in.

Say what you will about USC's head coach Pete Carroll, and plenty of you will say plenty, but he schedules like a man--usually.  Instead of romp-stomping over a local Division II school to open the season, he took his squad cross-country to play Virginia.  The Trojans have had a yearly rivalry game with Notre Dame since Notre Dame was good.  

But I just can't get next to these "Ohio State Buckeyes" as a worthy opponent.  You call this a marquee game, sir?  A school who went 7-14 on third down conversions in their opener against mighty Youngstown State?  Who then failed in the following week to slam the door on Ohio U, requiring two fourth-quarter touchdowns to lock down even a mildly convincing win?  The Buckeyes averaged 3.9 yards passing and 4.1 yards rushing against a MAC team, and you want us to believe the ensuing curb-stomping in the Coliseum means anything?

I'm disappointed, USC.  You're rolling, but you don't have me convinced.  Beat a real football team, and we'll talk.
 
Sep 14 2008
Things We'd Rather See Between Chris Cooley's Legs E-mail
By: PTF Collective   
Sunday, 14 September 2008

When we first noticed Chris Cooley's accidental exposure, our collective initial reaction was horror. quickly followed by pity. Rather than just post it and laugh (which we did), we at Playing the Field decided to offer Cooley some suggestions as to things we'd rather see between his legs.

 

"I said, I said...that boy is as strong as an ox,and just about as smart."

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Sep 14 2008
Chris Cooley Shows His Dick: Accident or Not? E-mail
By: Sarah   
Sunday, 14 September 2008

So Chris Cooley posts an innocent picture on his blog. But it turned out to be not so innocent. Look closer. Closer. At the bottom. Closer. Wait not that close. Was it an accident? I tend to think not.

UPDATE: It was a total accident. Here's the story. 

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Sep 12 2008
The Original Friday Football Foodie - Chicken Yakitori, Sparkling Sake and Flat Earth Chips E-mail
By: Sarah Sprague aka TheStarterWife   
Friday, 12 September 2008

Have you ever overlooked greatness?  Or maybe you doubted your gut?  Or maybe you just wanted to take a risk for the sake of taking a risk, forgetting the fundamentals of sticking with solid talent?

Or maybe, if you're just like me, YOU CANNOT RESIST FIDDLING WITH YOUR FANTASY FOOTBALL TEAM ONE LAST TIME ON SUNDAY MORNING BECAUSE YOU WOKE UP THINKING RICKY WILLIAMS WAS GOING TO HAVE A STATEMENT "I AM BACK" GAME AND YOU STUPIDLY SIT MICHAEL TURNER BECAUSE FOR FUCK'S SAKE IT'S STILL THE FALCONS BUT THEN AGAIN WHAT MIRACLES DO THE DOLPHINS HAVE UP THEIR SLEEVES AND I SHOULD GLUE SHUT MY LAPTOP ON THE WEEKENDS.

I only  bring this up because one of the ingredients in this week's Friday Football Foodie is a product that is easily overlooked.  Looks like some sort of gimmick.  Hot and salty? What do people from Louisiana know about soy sauce?  

It is much better than one would expect.

This week: Chicken Yakitori, sparking sake, and new product review, Flat Earth Veggie chips.

spicy and meaty, Fast Willie style

 As always, what you will need after the jump

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