Oct
09
2008
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By: Holly
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Thursday, 09 October 2008 |
PtF Labs presents: THE PICKSPERIMENTEpisode 6: Ask the Scientologists! Mark
The Hetero Victoria's Secret Employee can fit half-slips with the best
of them, but it's only by virtue of one less bye week that he beat out
four-year-old Kaylee--a mere 7-7 compared to her 6-7 the week before.
Brothers and sisters, we need answers. We need guidance.
And no one likes to tell me they have all the answers more than the Scientologists camped out in front of the mall down the street.
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Oct
02
2008
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By: Holly
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Thursday, 02 October 2008 |
PtF Labs presents: THE PICKSPERIMENTEpisode 5: Ask The Dude Who Works At Victoria's Secret
Last
week's episode wasn't what you'd call a rousing success, with little
Kaylee 6-7 on the day. There's an argument to be made that, at the age
of four, she's picking with her heart and not her still-developing
head. So today, in search of success, we seek out the craftiest guy
we know: Mark*, who as a practicing heterosexual male managed to talk
his way into a job at our local Victoria's secret.
*Mark's
name has been changed at his request, because his manager saw my
notebook and figured out we were up to something and followed us around
the store a little too closely for comfort, which is also why Mark is
alternating his picks with reading product descriptions straight off
the labels.
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Sep
26
2008
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By: sarah sprague aka TSW
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Friday, 26 September 2008 |
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Some weeks, you know it isn't right. You can feel it in your bones. The mojo is off. Saturn is in retrograde. The O-line folds like Chris Moneymaker's professional poker playing career. Yep. It's not a gonna be an easy Sunday. And naturally, what do you do? How do you hide the nagging voice in your head telling you Bruce Arians has no idea what he's doing with an offense? Well, you can bang your head on the wall continuously (as my boyfriend does), or you lose yourself in the food (like I do). Drown in the comfort of warm, cheese-infused, dip-friendly goodness. Ah. That's more like it. What's that you say? Nine sacks, intentional grounding, four QB runs? It's all good when you've got a friend like-- This week - HOT PIZZA DIP

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Sep
25
2008
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By: Holly
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Thursday, 25 September 2008 |
Episode 4: Ask A Very Small Child
If
this first few weeks of bat country football has taught us anything,
aside from reminding us that Brett Favre is just like a kid out there
(look at the unbridled joy on his face as he wings another gamebreaking
interception!), it's that no one, But No One has a lock strategy for
predicting winners. I made it twelve weeks in my survival pool last
year just picking, alternately, teams whose mascots gave me night
terrors as a child and whoever was playing the Falcons.
This
season, we're taking a scientific approach. Brady's gone. The Colts
are struggling on offense. Conventional wisdom has sustained a body
blow. So grab your lab coats, campers--each week we'll be examining a
different methodology for ruling the office pool.
Our
guest today is my four-year-old cousin Kaylee. We'll be soothsaying
the week's wins and losses through a complicated algorithm of
etymology, teams that have horsies for mascots (she really, really like
horsies), and jerseys that resemble costumes from her new favorite
movie, Star Wars Episode IV.
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Sep
23
2008
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By: Sarah
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Tuesday, 23 September 2008 |
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I wish I could say I grew up in a Yankees household. My dad was an old
school Dodgers fan from their Brooklyn days and thus hated all things
Yankees. My brother somehow turned out to be a Mets fan, so our
baseball bonding happened over NES Baseball. Incidentally, I was six
when that game came out and was just learning the basics of being a
baseball fan. My brother told me a the higher ERA a pitcher had, the
better he was. It took me a year to figure out why he kept rocking my
NES pitchers.
Living in a household of seven left little extra money for things like
trips to major league ball parks. I saw my first live ball game at 14
when we went to see the New Jersey Cardinals, the local minor league
team at the time. Tickets were only a few dollars and my parents were
able to take us to games without breaking the bank. But I was a Yankees
fan, the only one in my family, and I was desperate to see my boys
play. I watched them on TV whenever I could and everything I read about
the Yankees mentioned something about the
stadium and its storied history. The House That Ruth Built. It wouldn't
be long before
I could experience it first hand.
When I was fifteen, I decided it was time. I had my own money from my
$5.05 an hour job at the mall and my best friend and I convinced our
parents to let us go to a game. We made our way to the Bronx and up to
the stadium, a stadium that was nothing like I had expected. It was a
concrete fortress. This massive and intimidating gray facade that gave
you no peeks as to what was inside. But I already knew what was inside.
The Yankees.
We got to the the ticket window and found out the game was sold out, so
we decided to buy tickets from a scalper. A few minutes and $20 a piece
later, we were in. As I climbed the ramps to our section and walked up
the entry way, I was completely unprepared for what I was about to
experience. I emerged from the tunnel into the stadium for the first
time and I was in breathless awe. It was a few moments before I could
even register a thought beyond "Wow". I looked down at the interlocking
"NY" on the field, at the seats slowly filling with fans in Yankees
jerseys, and at my best friend who was grinning from ear to ear. This
was home.
Over the next few years I went to as many games as I could. I spent
four years in college in south west Virginia, before the time of MLB
extra innings and DirecTV and so spent four years pining for games,
only getting to see them when they were on national TV. I promised
myself that when I got back home after school, I would buy season
tickets. And I did. The only ones I could afford were in the bleachers
but that was OK. I've spent the years since going to 40-50 games a year
and loving every one.
Now, six years later, I've said good bye to the stadium that has been
my second home for the last 15 years. As I stood there on Sunday with
tears in my eyes and watched the pre-game ceremony celebrating the
greatest Yankees to play the game, I realized something. This wasn't
the house that Ruth built. It was the house that Yogi and Joe and
Mickey built. The house that Lou and Goose and Thurman and Don and
Maris built. The house that Bernie and Tino and Paul built. And yes,
the house that Jeter built.
We're moving across the street to a new house. No doubt everything will
be shiny and sparkling and state of the art, but there will never be
another Yankee Stadium like the old. Not next year, not ever. Sure
we'll make new memories, win some pennants, and crown new stars. But
the team's history, and my respect, love, and gratitude, belong to
Yankee Stadium.
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Sep
19
2008
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By: sarah sprague aka TSW
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Friday, 19 September 2008 |
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 Give them what they want. For some reason people want to see Jessica Simpson in the stands cheering on Tony Romo. Others want as many shots as possible of Brady Quinn sitting on the bench. (By my count, the networks have only cut to him once or twice all season.) And some sick puppies don't believe they rerun the footage of Joe Theisman breaking his leg enough. Fans of the Friday Football Foodie apparently want more cheese. Both of these recipes are so easy that if you need second batches during your party, you will have more than enough time at the half to get these going and check your fantasy score. This week: Parmesan Crisps, Blue Cheese Potatoes and Chris Cooleys. Let's just hope the last one is dairy-free. You will need...
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Sep
16
2008
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By: Holly
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Tuesday, 16 September 2008 |
 There's
a sweet, delicious, fattening pandemic sweeping college football. I'm
referring, of course, to the burgeoning number of big programs
scheduling sure-win cupcake games against tiny schools in the name of
padding stats and wallets. In a preseason column, the Wiz explains thusly:
The
excuse given for scheduling creampuffs is that good, old State U. needs
a few tuneups before playing legitimate competition. This, of course,
is a big, fat lie. The real reason is that coaches and athletic
directors like their big, fat paychecks. Going to a bowl game every
year virtually guarantees another year on the coach's contract. And if
the coach doesn't get fired, the athletic director has nothing to worry
about. Win-win and cash in.
Say what you
will about USC's head coach Pete Carroll, and plenty of you will say
plenty, but he schedules like a man--usually. Instead of romp-stomping
over a local Division II school to open the season, he took his squad
cross-country to play Virginia. The Trojans have had a yearly rivalry
game with Notre Dame since Notre Dame was good.
But
I just can't get next to these "Ohio State Buckeyes" as a worthy
opponent. You call this a marquee game, sir? A school who went 7-14
on third down conversions in their opener against mighty Youngstown
State? Who then failed in the following week to slam the door on Ohio
U, requiring two fourth-quarter touchdowns to lock down even a mildly
convincing win? The Buckeyes averaged 3.9 yards passing and 4.1 yards
rushing against a MAC team, and you want us to believe the ensuing
curb-stomping in the Coliseum means anything?
I'm disappointed, USC. You're rolling, but you don't have me convinced. Beat a real football team, and we'll talk.
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Sep
14
2008
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By: PTF Collective
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Sunday, 14 September 2008 |
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When we first noticed Chris Cooley's accidental exposure, our
collective initial reaction was horror. quickly followed by pity.
Rather than just post it and laugh (which we did), we at Playing the
Field decided to offer Cooley some suggestions as to things we'd rather
see between his legs.
"I said, I said...that boy is as strong as an ox,and just about as smart."
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Sep
14
2008
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By: Sarah
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Sunday, 14 September 2008 |
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So Chris Cooley posts an innocent picture on his blog. But it turned out to be not so innocent. Look closer. Closer. At the bottom. Closer. Wait not that close. Was it an accident? I tend to think not. UPDATE: It was a total accident. Here's the story.

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Sep
12
2008
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By: Sarah Sprague aka TheStarterWife
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Friday, 12 September 2008 |
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Have you ever overlooked greatness? Or maybe you doubted your gut? Or maybe you just wanted to take a risk for the sake of taking a risk, forgetting the fundamentals of sticking with solid talent? Or maybe, if you're just like me, YOU CANNOT RESIST FIDDLING WITH YOUR FANTASY FOOTBALL TEAM ONE LAST TIME ON SUNDAY MORNING BECAUSE YOU WOKE UP THINKING RICKY WILLIAMS WAS GOING TO HAVE A STATEMENT "I AM BACK" GAME AND YOU STUPIDLY SIT MICHAEL TURNER BECAUSE FOR FUCK'S SAKE IT'S STILL THE FALCONS BUT THEN AGAIN WHAT MIRACLES DO THE DOLPHINS HAVE UP THEIR SLEEVES AND I SHOULD GLUE SHUT MY LAPTOP ON THE WEEKENDS. I only bring this up because one of the ingredients in this week's Friday Football Foodie is a product that is easily overlooked. Looks like some sort of gimmick. Hot and salty? What do people from Louisiana know about soy sauce? It is much better than one would expect.
This week: Chicken Yakitori, sparking sake, and new product review, Flat Earth Veggie chips.
As always, what you will need after the jump .
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