Sep 14 2008
Chris Cooley Shows His Dick: Accident or Not?
By: Sarah   
Sunday, 14 September 2008

So Chris Cooley posts an innocent picture on his blog. But it turned out to be not so innocent. Look closer. Closer. At the bottom. Closer. Wait not that close. Was it an accident? I tend to think not.

UPDATE: It was a total accident. Here's the story. 




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Mark  - Huh?   2008-09-15 06:55:01
I don't see shit in this picture.
Mandi  - Give 'em a break   2008-09-15 06:58:10
This angle is tough for a guy...and he could be a grower, not a show-er.
Steven  - Contrast   2008-09-15 07:22:48
If you can't see it, you probably need to adjust your screen to make it lighter. I see it and wish I hadn't. Nubz,lol.
Jinx  - LOL   2008-09-15 07:28:39
I feel so bad but im seriously laughing my ass off ... poor chris
CW   2008-09-15 08:32:24
I don't see the turtle
Sweettarts   2008-09-15 10:37:54
I see it! I see it! Little tiny penis head
sticking out between his legs. :P
weeohhh   2008-09-15 10:59:41
it's no longer up on his blog
JD   2008-09-15 15:00:32
I feel bad for Mrs. Cooley. Maybe she should saddle up to one of the brothas...
david  - nubbinz   2008-09-15 15:14:36
cooley gots a nubbinz
Tommy C   2008-09-15 15:59:26
Why would you feel bad? His cock head is huge. When it grows I guarantee Mrs. Cooley is getting some thick dick pleasure.
joe   2008-09-15 17:00:15
wish i didnt look at this and wtf was he doing reading the playbook naked thats retarted and to tommy c u must be a homo cause that is the gayest thing i ever heard in my life u fag
Anonymous  - Joe is a Moronic Homophobe   2008-09-15 17:40:20
He he speaks the loudest usually is...come out, come out wherever you are. It takes a homo to know one.
Mrs. I. Choksondik  - Penis! Penis? We don't got to show yew no steenke   2008-09-15 18:58:29
Hmmmm, Looks kinda like a dick...only smaller.
Brian Moore  - sorry about your luck   2008-09-15 19:19:09
If you look closer test question #7 is are you aware you have the groin of a 7 year old hairy boy. Oh and snyder, come on the marriot, u can do better than that
The Typical Guy  - He should be happy...   2008-09-16 01:29:46
...that he didn't get a damn paper cut on his schlong 'coz that would probably hurt REALLY, REALLY BAD!!!
Ricky B.  - LMAO   2008-09-16 03:28:54
For a little dicky like that, do they even make jock straps that small, anyways how bout them cowboys!
Buddhaman  - Get Over It   2008-09-16 03:37:11
Hello to all the voyeurs out there. The man wasn't aroused at the time. DUH!
Stager  - Lightened Pic   2008-09-16 04:48:04
I lightened the pic and the dick in question is clearer.
Email me if you'd like a copy.
[email protected]
Obviously remove the dashes.
Fred  - Chris Cooley Shows His Dick: Accident or Not?   2008-09-16 06:30:01
I see it, I do believe it's only the head. To those who are small sayers compare what you're seeing to what looks to be an 8"x10" playbook page. go figure
mark  - Cooley   2008-09-16 07:24:16
The guy made a mistake, probably gettin some of the Mrs before the game, and than studies playbook. And ladies, it's not the size it's all about the time.
KF  - He SO meant to do that.   2008-09-16 07:54:53
Not an accident.
'shalla  - ok i feel less cheated   2008-09-16 09:00:42
yayaya...
accidental nudes of a pro player....

now why am i having the urge to doodle all over the thigh in magic marker
ah... moving to france has changed my views on sooo many things

*giggles like a school girl*




oh and no disrespect meant from any comments, i am a dork and proud of it
IFinallySawIt   2008-09-16 10:13:55
You are right whoever said you have to lighten it up. LOL, now that is funny. :oD
Cheyenne Girl   2008-09-16 10:17:15
WTF am I looking at? I don't see a weiner!
rb  - chris cooley   2008-09-16 11:06:05
where is it...i thought we were going to look at something big...guess it grows to show...steroids kill...i'll stick with what mother nature gave me...at least you can see it
rb   2008-09-16 11:07:34
is that it laying on the white sheet
Wee Wee Spotter  - What an AssHat   2008-09-16 11:18:08
If it was intentional, he would have given it
a couple strokes so it would smile pretty for the camera.
This guy is a total moron. His family must be so proud.
Dave M  - Oh MAN!   2008-09-16 11:20:06
I got all excited to see some skin and just saw a nubbin! He is a hot guy though!
Jason  - Picture   2008-09-16 11:25:48
You can see his dick if you save the pic and adjust the brightness and contrast... I know.. I just had to.
JrFan#88  - Ahh...   2008-09-16 12:43:43
It's just his belly button...no "BIG" deal...
we willy looker  - awwwww   2008-09-16 12:58:05
he as probibly looking at the playbook in his air conditioned basement
john  - ha   2008-09-16 13:17:46
I do feel bad for him even though I hate the skins. But mandi is right that is a tough angle for a guy sitting down with his legs close together. but still funny. how bout dem cowboys :)
Maxx  - Worm   2008-09-16 16:52:11
Put that worm away boy we aren't going fishing!!!
Weiner Boy  - "The Edge"   2008-09-16 16:56:50
He definitely has THE EDGE.
meshia   2008-09-16 18:03:23
thats very interesting but the you guys were talking, i thought it was a little bit more than that. im disappointed.
Noneya  - SORRY MY WHITE BROS.   2008-09-16 18:09:37
That's pretty bad, dude. Listen, I play football and you see guys all the time. You can't help to see, but you don't stare either. My white teammates are all small. Every team I've ever played thru high school and college they got shortchanged. pretty funny.
Karley  - ICKY REPUBLICAN ! !   2008-09-16 18:32:18
OMG, I KNEW I STOPPED HOOKING-UP WITH REPUBICANS FOR A REASON! LOL!!
Sam  - Don't be so sure   2008-09-16 19:01:14
Chris--any sexually active man or woman knows that a cock can grow to huge proportions. Chris, you are hot -let them think what they want. You know you've got the tool!
mat  - check out buzzfeed   2008-09-16 19:18:36
check out buzzfeed for a clearer pic
Benevolent Ruler  - Has promise   2008-09-16 19:55:33
I agree the angle/cropping isn't flattering; it's hard (or not, tehe) to get any accurate length measurement. Plus, this guy has giant legs, which doesn't help with proportions in this pic... I would say though, judging by the page size and binder spine, that the width is more than satisfactory.
john   2008-09-16 22:04:25
I bet its nice and fat from what you can see!no guys hangs way out sitting in that position!
Maria  - Photo   2008-09-17 08:29:30
Wow, all of my searching to see what? Magnifying glass anyone?
JB   2008-09-17 09:43:48
I can see the slit or pee hole in his dickhead.
Looks small since the head is not even with
his balls. Would like to see more.
Daniel  - Just noticed   2008-09-17 11:09:03
Hmmm. That's the closest my handwriting's ever been to a dick.

For it is my handwriting font that PTF has used for its watermark. I made it a long time ago, and it pops up on the net from time to time. Like a lot of other things.

It's called "Daniel", and you can still find it on dafont.com

[/nerd]
jen   2008-09-17 11:16:33
I DON'T SEE A THING/ ARE YOU SURE
HE'S A MAN? NO OFFENSE BUT IT'S LIKE LOOKING FOR WHERE'S WALDO:)
David   2008-09-17 12:05:47
what cock? I'm good at seeeing cock and I don't even see a body, much less a cock!
TL  - Gotta be an innocent mistake   2008-09-17 13:54:16
Obviously (and by obviously, I mean that his penis barely made it into the picture) he didn't intend to show his junk... he can't be proud of that limp mess. And I'm sure he wouldn't want to embarrass his wife or genetically implicate his brother with his small man syndrome.

But seriously, use a brain cell and don't use a camera when in the nude - nothing good can come of it.
cannante  - nah, defintiely larger than average   2008-09-17 20:08:31
sitting legs prone, the penis is all underneath his balls. that is a larger than average penis, no doubt. nice one too :)

now, its not the LARGEST in the world... but it is DEFINITELY much larger than average
smo  - WTF   2008-09-18 19:18:39
Well it doesn't look like this Saint is cummin.LOL
Sorry   2008-09-18 23:42:56
Sorry to burst your guys' bubbles, but I can tell that's a bigger-than-average penis.

No way to tell how long it ends up being when erect, but it's definitely thick -- it looks small because: a) it is flaccid; b) the angle, and c) Cooley's legs are huge. But if you compare it to the binder... it's a good 1.5-2 inches wide, and that's when flaccid. So just think about it.
Mrs. Anita Wang  - Aw, its a little weeny. What a cute LITTLE thang.   2008-09-19 12:36:56
I can't believe the large number of knuckleheads trying to rationalize, make excuses for and otherwise attempt to make a case for this guy having a big schlong. Unreal! First and foremost..WHO CARES! Secondly... WHO CARES!! It's a cute little thing kinda like a puppy or a kitten is, but something tells me that even when it's angry it still is about as formidable as a cage full of gerbils.
Dick  - nice...   2008-09-19 18:25:52
thanks, i was looking for this... yep, I'd do him.

And for all those remarking about the size, I've seen hundreds of cocks and trust me, this one would grow to give any of these dimwits a run for their money. Nice meat man.
tomthomas39   2008-09-19 18:33:57
Come on guys, get real. That looks like a perfectly soft head with much potential.
Rich  - Let's give him a chance   2008-09-19 18:48:55
Chris, With all of this controversy about the size of your package, I think that the best thing would be for you to post a cock pic at full staff. This is the most attention that you have been given in years.
mr   2008-09-20 12:26:09
what did he get on the test
ed   2008-09-20 14:10:37
I think the play book might be boring if so that would make my dick small!!It is at a tough angle, but it is a dick!
Brianjlg  - Nice clitoris   2008-09-20 23:01:17
Looks just like my wife's clitoris. Or mine, for that matter. Heh, heh.
kayla   2008-09-21 12:10:47
oh yea i see it yes i love chris cooley redskins r my fav team n e ways!!!
Fred  - Watermarking someone else's picture   2008-09-21 14:32:34
It's ridiculous that you guys put your watermark on a picture that Chris Cooley took.
George  - Awwww...   2008-09-21 15:39:00
His penis actually looks thick!!! =O

Don't Forget that he has massive Legs

=P
dan  - at the very least its respectable   2008-09-21 16:27:38
my penis is HUGELY thick: a dollar bill doesn't fit around it. i know from schwanz thickness.

his is respectable, mine has been smaller than that on many occasions: usually post coital or in coldish water.

had to compare, don't all guys? and i just wish the ratio of cock size to salary weren't inverse in this situation.
Tiger   2008-09-22 14:13:44
That guy has small dick!
rob  - Cooley Winky   2008-09-24 08:17:57
Much ado about very little. very, very little.
Anonymous   2008-09-24 12:28:38
If Chris and his new wife plan on having kids in the future. How is he going to ever explain that one? Hope he steers them from running for President or any government position. They definitely will do a background check and pull up the whole family's past. He needs to remember, whatever mistakes you make in the past, will come back and hunt you in the future.

Be accountable!
Anonymous   2008-09-24 12:35:09
Doesn't he know that little children have access to computers! My son goes to the library and types in his favorite athlete everyday after school. He's only 9 years old and he has to read articles like this. What is this world coming to when people respond by "playing it off" just because he is a star athlete. Would people would have felt the same way if it was an "unknown"? Who do we hold accountable? The internet or the athlete - or both.
Stephanie W.   2008-09-25 07:23:49
They are fussing about that picture? There's nothing there. Oh please. Too much drama for too little penis.
Anonymous   2008-09-28 07:37:34
Who cares? ... Not me!...
Brooke   2008-10-19 21:59:22
I dont care how big he is i wish he would fuck me
Anonymous   2008-10-23 23:27:37
All I gotta say is YUM, I WANNA DRINK HIZ CUM!!!
Anonymous   2008-10-23 23:30:03
HE NEEDS TO DO A PUBLIC SERVICE AN SHOW THAT HOT ASS OF HIS BARE TOO!!!!! I think hes sexy and would love to butt fuck the hell out of him!!!!!!!!
raquel alvarez  - very small   2008-11-13 03:46:52
i see it and wish i had not, you really half to lighten your screen and look hard for its a midget!!!!!
Jason  - Cooleys dick   2008-11-18 10:48:58
to bad he wasnt hard. He is a hot guy and I would love to fuck him hard and suck on that dick of his any day
Dee   2008-12-17 01:45:38
cute meat lol
pat   2009-01-13 11:14:04
were do you guys see this?
anthony carucii   2009-01-13 11:16:26
I LOVE THIS FUCKING PENIS!!
I WANT IT IN AND AROUND MY MOUTH
sucking it is the best feeling in the worlddddddd yeaaa

= ) 8==D O=
anthony carucii from WEST HEMP  - i like big cock in my mouth   2009-01-13 11:19:16
I love this cock it looks like it tastes soooooooo good .
i just wanna lick it like a loliipop
boyyy my daddy would be proud
i wish my chode looked like that : )
rodger-dodger  - Really now...   2009-01-22 09:50:59
You expect these guys to be rocket scientists?? LMAO!!
Give the poor guy a break!!
Noel  - Fan   2009-01-28 14:54:18
I REALLY don't see what the Big Deal (literally) is.
Its mostly guys who look at this blog and so what
if a bunch of boys happen to look at some
someones dick. Its not like we don't do that
all the time. Stop being so uptight.
nutz2u2   2009-02-21 08:22:19
Well, looks like a nice bag of nuts under that piece of cockmeat.

And for someone sitting like that looking at an old playbook page, he's probably not feeling too aroused.

So what if he's only average sized, he can probably play a pretty good game with it.

He can slam/dunk me any time (Oh, wait, wrong game)

slurp
Devland  - Cocks vs. Big tits   2009-08-27 14:33:33
Men are like women when sizing each other up
I have been super hung since boys started
showering after gym.The first time and up to
college,men check you out and tend to
admire size as a "quality"..circle jerks as kids
and some small ones got very large whereas mine
got girth...but never shrank in cold water.
Women all check other women's breasts for
size, implants, and bras.They can improve on size.
A guy can't. I think gays or guys who do other guys
should be the judge since they do hundreds of dicks
in their lifetimes...right? I will admit that being well hung
always gave me a psychological advantage especially because
I am tall and incredibly good looking...hee hee.
Jay  - Location   2009-10-25 08:42:40
His dick head is right where the letters are. The little circle of the "g" is where the head is. You people talking about how small he is: You don't see anything but the head, so you have no idea. Some people are so ignorant.
TDR  - dick pic   2009-11-22 23:28:30
looks like a pretty fat dick to me.
I like dicks   2010-01-18 11:05:14
Ohh oooooool if u don't see it it is under the paper I sure would like to stick my pussy on that dick LOL it is so fucking hot
Terry  - WTF?   2010-03-01 21:49:50
Is that it? Yawn.....
Jk   2010-06-25 12:56:09
I love all the idiots who are making fun of him for not having a 'huge' penis. Do you think guys with small dicks wanted to be born that way? Do you think they had any say on how big it is? To chastise somebody who is small is pretty childish and low.
Lil D  - Nice head   2010-06-25 15:01:24
Come on everybody he's on soft and we can't see the whole dick so why does everyone think it's small????
Judging by the head, which looks pretty big I bet it's a nice piece, nice balls to.. I wanna see more!!!!
Shawdy DC  - PRETTY DICK   2010-06-25 15:34:22
I'LL SUCK ON IT!!! I LIVE IN CAPITOL HEIGHTS MD LESS THEN 5 MINUTES FROM THE RED SKINS STADIUM..
Manny E  - No Biggie   2010-07-19 15:09:42
What the eff is the big deal?
It's so small you have to squint really
hard to even make some sort of a visual
conclusion that that's what the
the tiny hell it is! Get a life people!
Or better yet, go to any gay porn site
under Big Cocks category if you want
dick. Unless, that is, you have thing
for little dicks. Not little boy dick but
big hulking studs with little dicks.
In which case, see ya!
Marty B'S BIG COCK  - BIG COCK OVER AT MARTELLUS BENNETT3D3P3   2010-07-27 19:12:42
SAD...MORE PROOF THAT WHITE BOYS HAVE SMALL COCKX. FOR A REAL DICK SEE MARTELLUS BENNETT. OR ANY OF THE OTHER BROS IN THE NFL...LOL
Anonymous   2011-01-12 12:31:27
lol, you have to really look to see it and it's the head of his penis with a little ball sack showing as well. It may have been a accident and he didn't notice his head and sack in the bottom of pic or a lets see if anyone notices pic.

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